My anger got the better of me.
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cygna_himeAll right, I did it. I signed up as a PPC agent for the Anime Division. I just couldn't take it any more! The CCS-Sues are everywhere! Destroying canon, killing characters, being assassins for their elven tribe! They must be stopped!
I plan on creating two Agents to staff Response Center #1996 (chosen for a less famous Apocalypse than Agents Teena and Wyldehorse's, #1999). There will be Agent Cygna, who is me, and Agent Janet, who will be the sane one and will be replaced should I ever work out how IM works and get a partner. Solo PPC-ing is considered unwise, as it's too easy for a lone Agent to go on a rampage without a partner to hold him/her back.
I already have three victims lined up; 'Peach Blossom Morning', with Clow Reed's half-human, half-magical creature niece; 'Suffering', featuring AssassinElf!Sakura and cruelty to Elvish; and 'Love's first shine', with character redundancy, BipolarSue!Sakura, and Touya's character apparently stuck with Tory's name. The poor canon characters, they are so abused. I wrote up preliminary charge sheets for those three, and stopped when I filled a page for each. Chronological aberrations, implausible lineage, abuse of Elven culture, multiple Character Ruptures, socioeconomic impossibilities...CCS has got it all. Except, to the best of my knowledge, M-Preg. All the shounen-ai sections are fairly decent. Lack of fanpoodles.
I should be writing OFUT 2, I should be writing OFUT 2...In fact, I'm going to go get a Diet Coke w/lime and write OFUT 2.
I have conquered my French homework, yay. No school till Tuesday. All of...ack! Three days! Ack!
See you.
I plan on creating two Agents to staff Response Center #1996 (chosen for a less famous Apocalypse than Agents Teena and Wyldehorse's, #1999). There will be Agent Cygna, who is me, and Agent Janet, who will be the sane one and will be replaced should I ever work out how IM works and get a partner. Solo PPC-ing is considered unwise, as it's too easy for a lone Agent to go on a rampage without a partner to hold him/her back.
I already have three victims lined up; 'Peach Blossom Morning', with Clow Reed's half-human, half-magical creature niece; 'Suffering', featuring AssassinElf!Sakura and cruelty to Elvish; and 'Love's first shine', with character redundancy, BipolarSue!Sakura, and Touya's character apparently stuck with Tory's name. The poor canon characters, they are so abused. I wrote up preliminary charge sheets for those three, and stopped when I filled a page for each. Chronological aberrations, implausible lineage, abuse of Elven culture, multiple Character Ruptures, socioeconomic impossibilities...CCS has got it all. Except, to the best of my knowledge, M-Preg. All the shounen-ai sections are fairly decent. Lack of fanpoodles.
I should be writing OFUT 2, I should be writing OFUT 2...In fact, I'm going to go get a Diet Coke w/lime and write OFUT 2.
I have conquered my French homework, yay. No school till Tuesday. All of...ack! Three days! Ack!
See you.
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I shouldn't be using the internet right now, but I can't ignore this
Date: 2004-09-03 02:56 pm (UTC)Touya: Don't even *look* at me, gaki
Touya:mmmm....
Yue: WHY are you staring at me?!!
Syaoran: you are the girliest...
Touya: Have long hair...
Syaoran: Monthly phases...
Touya: Dad's widowed and Cerberus m-preg would be too weird
Yue: AAAAARGHHHHH
Re: I shouldn't be using the internet right now, but I can't ignore this
Date: 2004-09-03 04:34 pm (UTC)Rofl. You just know it would be Yue. After all, who knows what Clow and his weird sense of humour was thinking when he was created.
Re: I shouldn't be using the internet right now, but I can't ignore this
Date: 2004-09-03 04:47 pm (UTC)Re: I shouldn't be using the internet right now, but I can't ignore this
Date: 2004-09-03 05:07 pm (UTC)Re: I shouldn't be using the internet right now, but I can't ignore this
Date: 2004-09-03 05:22 pm (UTC)Re: I shouldn't be using the internet right now, but I can't ignore this
Date: 2004-09-04 08:26 am (UTC)(On an unrelated note, I'm reading your LJ more and more, so if it's okay with you I'll just make my life easier and add you to my friendlist.)
Re: I shouldn't be using the internet right now, but I can't ignore this
Date: 2004-09-04 08:35 am (UTC)(Why would it not be OK with me? Of course it is!)