The Prison of His Days

Didn't post yesterday because I fell asleep, and it was a slow fic day anyway. So, two days' worth together, such as it is.

Fic (incomplete): 1200 words of Piper and Trickster Make Terrible Jokes. I swear, I'm almost done. How did this thing get so long? It's 6000 words already! Oh, right. Sending people through a book, even a short one, takes time.

Sporking: Finished first draft of latest spork. Zexion is not pleased by the shenanigans involved. But then, is he ever?

(HOLY CRAP BACK TO SCHOOL IN A WEEK HOLY CRAP.)

Fic (incomplete):

600 words of Piper and Trickster, in which the penny drops and Tricks makes at least one gay joke, but it's not like I'd be physically capable of not making it myself. He's going to make at least one more, because...it would be OOC not to take the feed line.

1100 words of Penelo Kicks Butt and Defies Sexual Construction of the Female Body. Unfortunately, this was the bit in which she pretends to be a frail and fragile flower. Crushing this to dust is next.

I'm going to finish both of these before I go back, I swears.

Somewhat belated, strictly speaking, but whatever.

Fic (incomplete):

500 words of the Piper&Trickster fic I'm working on, which does not want to come to my pen. C'mon, guys! It's freaking genfic! Stop running out on me!

1000 words of something new, a FFXII story the idea of which was inspired by a fanficrant some time ago. It's subtitled, "Or, Basch gets traumatized (so what else is new?) and Balthier finds that chivalry is not always the answer". So you know it's fun.

Editing: Still looking for a CCS beta, people! It's a real quick read-through, that's it, I promise.

Actually did nothing today on personal stuff, due to a combination of sallarafax's comic-drawing party (afternoon) and Mom's birthday (evening). So, not my fault or laziness, just lack of time. I have 65 words of the thriller story/novella/whatever it decides to be that I woke up with this morning and wrote down. It probably won't be as scary outside of the dream, in which I was right there and seriously feared for my life.

However, I completed three (3) comic fill-ins of varying levels of perversity, and one panel each on eight pass-around comics. They completely count.

I have no icon for 'Oh holy hell what hath I wrought', but this is close enough.

Fic (complete): 1300 words of something that has pretty much destroyed my soul and as such will never be shown to anyone ever. Kaz, you better be on AIM tomorrow, because I need hugs to regenerate my lost soul.

Fic (incomplete): 200 more words of P&T in Oz. I wasn't feeling them today.

Sporking: Probably finished writing Domestic Abuse Fails Forever Part One. It's thirty-two pages without coding tags, and is going to get an Ansem for failing at everything forever. Everything. Brains scarred: one real (me), four fictional (Vexen, Zexion, Marluxia, Roxas). Fourth walls broken: at least one. Plotbunny that involves Axel learning to break the fourth wall from Deadpool: one.

Other: Filmed with friends "Pirates vs. Ninja: the Reality Show". It was hilarious in the making, and hopefully will be as hilarious in the finished product when our Noble Film Guy edits it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lovingly tend what little remains of my soul.