Society never ceases to impress me with its fail.

[cygna_hime]

You Are 12% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world. And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

How Girly Are You?

No. Not really. I'm a girl who doesn't like shopping and who more or less successfully resists the beauty cult foisted upon women in today's society. Why the fuck would dying my hair make me more girly? Or having a ridiculous number of beauty products that have no actual purpose? Or getting a fake tan? What the fuck are you on? How stupid do you have to be to buy into the idea that feminine necessarily equals fake?

So yeah, after looking at the questions I do consider a low score a compliment, because the only things it measures are things I would rather eat my own eyes than become.

REAL GIRLS ARE REAL, NOT ARTIFICIAL, GODDAMMIT!

Comments

[shiro-no-wired.livejournal.com]

Hey, lookie, I'm just as girly as you!! They seem to have left out the important bits, though... This is much more a test, I think, of the probability that you are an animated Barbie doll.

How Girly Are You? (http://www.blogthings.com/howgirlyareyouquiz/)

[cygna-hime.livejournal.com]

You *are* just as girly as me. At least.

Definitely the "animated Barbie doll" test, except without the option to dress her up as a princess or Xena or a doctor or something fun.

[laurus-nobilis.livejournal.com]

... that quiz makes me want to throw things.

[auriatetsukai.livejournal.com]

"There's no way you would ever go camping."

And that's as far as I got before I closed the window. I was raised on camping trips, thank you very much.

[lizardqueen13.livejournal.com]

why is it that this quiz assume that all girls watch Gilmore Girls? why?

and Hot Topic is a genderless store. if anything, it's a clique kind of thing, not a penis/vagina segregated outlet.

[(Anonymous)]

And notice the lipstick and earring on the icon of non-girliness.

*HEADDESK*

I'm so proud of your non-girlitude.

-- girlymom