Dinner table conversations can be very amusing.

[Scene: Sitting around a dinner table. Me, Parents, Pun Guy, Geek Lady, Armoress.]

Pun Guy: So, the car had the window buttons on the thingy, you know. It was one of those cars with a big hunk in the middle...
Dad: I'm not touching that.
[My mental image: Hot guy sitting in middle of front seat.]
PG: That car was kind of strange, generally. It had the stick-shift in a weird place.
[My mental image: *censored*]
Me: *sporfles*
Dad: [Me], remember, you are pure of heart.
Mom: Yes, but she's not pure of imagination.

Dinners with Dad and Pun Guy are always like this. It's a new diet plan: Laugh hard enough and you'll forget to eat!