Dinner table conversations can be very amusing.

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[Scene: Sitting around a dinner table. Me, Parents, Pun Guy, Geek Lady, Armoress.]

Pun Guy: So, the car had the window buttons on the thingy, you know. It was one of those cars with a big hunk in the middle...
Dad: I'm not touching that.
[My mental image: Hot guy sitting in middle of front seat.]
PG: That car was kind of strange, generally. It had the stick-shift in a weird place.
[My mental image: *censored*]
Me: *sporfles*
Dad: [Me], remember, you are pure of heart.
Mom: Yes, but she's not pure of imagination.

Dinners with Dad and Pun Guy are always like this. It's a new diet plan: Laugh hard enough and you'll forget to eat!

Comments

[svz-insanity.livejournal.com]

Hee. I would have thought the same thing!

Your parents are funny. ^^

[stormflare.livejournal.com]

*sputter*
pure of heart? you? did I miss something?

oh, and in case you were wondering, my heart is pure evil gold.

[nirejseki.livejournal.com]

*snerks* Our minds are down, down, down in the gutter, aren't they?

[dkellis.livejournal.com]

Get out of there.

You're blocking my view.

[nirejseki.livejournal.com]

I think we're more likely to be neighbors than I am to be above you, dear. This place has gotten rather crowded lately, hasn't it?