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My anger got the better of me.
Sep. 3rd, 2004 04:01 pmAll right, I did it. I signed up as a PPC agent for the Anime Division. I just couldn't take it any more! The CCS-Sues are everywhere! Destroying canon, killing characters, being assassins for their elven tribe! They must be stopped!
I plan on creating two Agents to staff Response Center #1996 (chosen for a less famous Apocalypse than Agents Teena and Wyldehorse's, #1999). There will be Agent Cygna, who is me, and Agent Janet, who will be the sane one and will be replaced should I ever work out how IM works and get a partner. Solo PPC-ing is considered unwise, as it's too easy for a lone Agent to go on a rampage without a partner to hold him/her back.
I already have three victims lined up; 'Peach Blossom Morning', with Clow Reed's half-human, half-magical creature niece; 'Suffering', featuring AssassinElf!Sakura and cruelty to Elvish; and 'Love's first shine', with character redundancy, BipolarSue!Sakura, and Touya's character apparently stuck with Tory's name. The poor canon characters, they are so abused. I wrote up preliminary charge sheets for those three, and stopped when I filled a page for each. Chronological aberrations, implausible lineage, abuse of Elven culture, multiple Character Ruptures, socioeconomic impossibilities...CCS has got it all. Except, to the best of my knowledge, M-Preg. All the shounen-ai sections are fairly decent. Lack of fanpoodles.
I should be writing OFUT 2, I should be writing OFUT 2...In fact, I'm going to go get a Diet Coke w/lime and write OFUT 2.
I have conquered my French homework, yay. No school till Tuesday. All of...ack! Three days! Ack!
See you.
I plan on creating two Agents to staff Response Center #1996 (chosen for a less famous Apocalypse than Agents Teena and Wyldehorse's, #1999). There will be Agent Cygna, who is me, and Agent Janet, who will be the sane one and will be replaced should I ever work out how IM works and get a partner. Solo PPC-ing is considered unwise, as it's too easy for a lone Agent to go on a rampage without a partner to hold him/her back.
I already have three victims lined up; 'Peach Blossom Morning', with Clow Reed's half-human, half-magical creature niece; 'Suffering', featuring AssassinElf!Sakura and cruelty to Elvish; and 'Love's first shine', with character redundancy, BipolarSue!Sakura, and Touya's character apparently stuck with Tory's name. The poor canon characters, they are so abused. I wrote up preliminary charge sheets for those three, and stopped when I filled a page for each. Chronological aberrations, implausible lineage, abuse of Elven culture, multiple Character Ruptures, socioeconomic impossibilities...CCS has got it all. Except, to the best of my knowledge, M-Preg. All the shounen-ai sections are fairly decent. Lack of fanpoodles.
I should be writing OFUT 2, I should be writing OFUT 2...In fact, I'm going to go get a Diet Coke w/lime and write OFUT 2.
I have conquered my French homework, yay. No school till Tuesday. All of...ack! Three days! Ack!
See you.
