Filk: Bad Sue Crystallas

[cygna_hime]

Sung, of course, to the tune of 'Good King Wenceslas'.


Agent Janet looked about,
Toward her R.C. console,
Where the Words were printed out
Black and white and urple.
With a choking sound she read,
Laughter mixed with horror
Until at last she gasping said,
Anger in a furor,

"Cygna, come and look at this,
Can you just believe it?
She made Yue's arrows miss,
And Kaho throw a mad fit."
"She did what now?" Cygna cried
Oh, just let me get her,
I'll make her wish that she had died,
When that werewolf bit her!"

Brightly gleamed their swords that night,
Though the fic was cruel
When the victim came in sight,
Flouncing off to school.
Blue hair she had, and eyes not green,
But emerald in color,
Her uniform was pink and green,
And she had shoes of wilver.

"I don't want to see the rest,
Can we not just kill her?"
Cygna's mind was not obsessed,
Just a bit off-kilter.
"Three more charges, and we're done,"
Janet firm insisted,
"But if you must mock someone,
This thing could be MSTed."

So Cygna waited, and at last,
With one last 'o i luv u!!!1!',
The Mary Sue was in a blast
Cloven right in two.
Triumphant then they back returned,
To the PPC,
And the remains were neatly burned,
For Beruthial's tea.


Me? No life. Just so you know.

Comments

[artyartie.livejournal.com]

Hah! Oh, that's a terribly funny start to the holiday season. Out of (morbid) curiosity, from what travesty was this Sue pulled?

[cygna-hime.livejournal.com]

None--I made her up in the interest of rhyming everything. Most Sues apparently think that if they say 'I don't believe in Kaho' often enough, she'll cease to exist and leave the way clear for Tomoyo-Sue. Glad you were amused.