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[cygna_hime]

The name I have adopted for Model United Nations conferences, on the grounds that they have many similarities to an anime con with a different dress code. Guest speakers, panels, parties, live-action RPing...the more things change, the more they stay the same. Of course, it was business dress code, which practically counts as cosplay ("So, what did you cosplay?" "A politician."). And panels, arguments, committee sessions, and really cool speakers.

We were spoken to at the opening ceremonies by none other than the President of the General Assembly of the United Nations. Yes, the real deal. It was very, very cool, despite having to concentrate on understanding him through a thick French accent.

Committe--the OAS, Organization of American States. I was Chile, one of about 15 people. It was supposed to be bilingual, apparently, which I did not know and more than I know Spanish.

So, progress: Did historical sim of Venezuelan change in government, taking us two days, and finally culminating in my (and Peru's, and the USA's) resolution being beat out by the other one, 8-5. Then addressed kidnapping, in which we passed a resolution I compiled by something like 14-1 (Stupid Haiti). Was fun. No time to write more. Have another one next week, in which we get to actually stay at the hotel.


AKA the Organization Made to Guard the War on Terroristic Fanfick, or the Giant PPC crossover of Mega-Doom. I read the entire edited (to remove the really bad urple-prose sex) copy of the Legolas/Sauron victim, and....Oh. My. God. What. The. F---. There are no other words. Really. Urgh.

Legolas does not recognize Sauron's name. It was at that point (Chapter 4 or so) that my head exploded. It got worse. Everyone lusts after Legolas. URghurghurgh. And...it's headed toward Legolas/Aragorn, according to the summary. I fear it.

Sauron is a Stu, and must die. Legolas is a Stue (gender-confused [he acts like a Sue, but is allegedly male]), and must likewise die. Thranduil is very, very far OOC, and must be exorcised. The bit where he kicks his son out into the woods to die, and all. Boromir is OOC likewise, and must be severely exorcised. Aragorn is confused. So is everyone, really. Ugluk must be exorcised, while we're at it. Lusting after Legolas. There're a whole gang of Angst-inducing Bits to slaughter. Canon is raped worse than Legolas. Yeah, this is definitely a job for everyone. Bad Slash (duh), Mary Sues (Legolas and Sauron), Disturbing Acts of Violence (you don't wanna know), Improbabilities (duh), Department of Technical Errors (it went through spell-check, but still...), SIELU (Elves? What Elves? Don't tell me those are Elves!), Bad Roleplay (if this ain't an author fantasy, I'm even more disturbed), Geographical Aberrations (Mirkwood is apparently in Mordor--who knew?), Multiple Offenses (were you not paying attention?), Improbable AUs (duh), Character Protective (Does Sauron have an Agent?), and anyone else who can, because OMGWTF is open to all members.

Repeat after me, the chant of the OMGWTF: Holy smeggin' Hell! What's THAT?!!


Help with the acronym would be appreciated.

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[nirejseki.livejournal.com]

...*twitch* Painful. Very painful. Poor Cygna, to have to read this...this...travesty.