Progress Report, 8/14/08

I have no icon for 'Oh holy hell what hath I wrought', but this is close enough.

Fic (complete): 1300 words of something that has pretty much destroyed my soul and as such will never be shown to anyone ever. Kaz, you better be on AIM tomorrow, because I need hugs to regenerate my lost soul.

Fic (incomplete): 200 more words of P&T in Oz. I wasn't feeling them today.

Sporking: Probably finished writing Domestic Abuse Fails Forever Part One. It's thirty-two pages without coding tags, and is going to get an Ansem for failing at everything forever. Everything. Brains scarred: one real (me), four fictional (Vexen, Zexion, Marluxia, Roxas). Fourth walls broken: at least one. Plotbunny that involves Axel learning to break the fourth wall from Deadpool: one.

Other: Filmed with friends "Pirates vs. Ninja: the Reality Show". It was hilarious in the making, and hopefully will be as hilarious in the finished product when our Noble Film Guy edits it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lovingly tend what little remains of my soul.

Progress Report, 8/15/08

Feel much better about myself now. And less soul-destroyed. I'm quick on the bounceback that way.

Fic (incomplete): 1500 words of Femgenficathon fic, which is CCS (I am going to get myself back into this fandom by hook or by crook), featuring Meiling, and has more actual plot than anything I've written for Femgen before. I'm pleased with it so far.

Sporking: Finished and posted Frozen (Part One and Part Two, because the sporking was too long to fit into one post) to H_F. Ohmygod this is the worst thing I've sporked to date, and worse than anything on my to-spork list. It's not funny at all (because domestic abuse? NOT FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER). I had to add amusing drunken antics to make the spork funny, mostly because otherwise the victims were going to stick their heads in a meat grinder. Still, I didn't use capslock. Lots of italics, but no capslock. Sometimes you're just too traumatised for capslock.