Sheesh, and it's only the ninth!

The stationary bicycle is an evil zombie bicycle from hell.

It keeps beeping, and we keep turning it off, and it keeps beeping again, having somehow turned itself on.

It is, I feel, only a matter of time before it comes to life and begins stalking us. Fortunately, it is a stationary bicycle, so hopefully we will be able to defeat it by moving, or, if absolutely necessary, going upstairs. Everything we really need (computers, some books, my desk, computers) is up there anyway.