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Which Yuugiou Monster Card are You? by lily22
Your name:
Attribute:	Earth
Attack:	1800
Defense:	1550
Level: (stars)	6
Group:	Reptile
Effect:	Flip: If a face down card has been on your opponent's side of the field for exactly two turns, is in defence position, is a fairy, has between 2000 and 2050 attack points, and has a Z in its name, it is discarded from the field. Both players must shuffle their decks, show each other their hands, and play the rest of the duel without using the word THE. If all specifications are not met, this card self-destructs and destroys any other card in your deck with its attribute.
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If I were a Duel Monster card, this is *exactly* the quirky sort of ability I would have. What does this say about me?